'I've heard all but good things about you': 30+ Smarty pants who had the most clever comebacks

Don't get mad, get even! That's clearly the motto of these folks, who were able to whip out some hilarious zingers on the spot.

Some folks are just naturally hilarious. They can turn any conversation into a laugh riot, and the more you hang around with them, the more you pick up on their sense of humor. Well, people across the internet shared the funniest things their clever friends have ever said. More than 9,000 people responded to this person's query: "What is the funniest smart-*** comment you've ever heard?"

One person who works in retail had one of the best comebacks. They reveal that they love to tell customers, "I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are." This is a completely genius remark, because if the customer feels offended, they're telling on themselves! Maybe if you had a pleasant attitude, you wouldn't be bothered, now would you? I wonder how many people make complaints to management upon hearing that… Let's hope that person can continue to quip that at their annoying customers for a long time to come.

Up next, this person's dad really dislikes his brother, and he chose the worst time possible (the middle of a wedding!) to make an "extremely embarrassing announcement" about his own kid.

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